
Hello all...
I know, I know... I'm supposed to be better with the blogging... I'm TRYING.
Anyhoo... so I've got an amusing, albeit disgusting, story to share:
Tuesday night, while A and I were watching my new favourite show Wipeout, when our 'sweet' little kitty decided to use the facilities. Upon completion of her 'deposit' she commenced a truly disgusting series of events. Now, I must warn you... ewers! Little Miss Kiwi apparently failed to 'shake off' the poo from her rear, and now there was a HUGE "glob" stuck to her ass. Upon realizing this fact I abruptly shut the bedroom door so that she couldn't hop up onto our bed and leave up something quite different from a mint upon our pillows.
Kiwi must have realized that she was porting some extra 'weight' and she began DRAGGING HER ASS ACROSS THE FLOOR in an effort to dislodge the free-loading poo from her bum. A and I lept to attention and tried to grab her and stop her from A. continuing with her dragging and B. jumping on the couch. She got away though, and began dragging her bum along the floor in the kitchen and along the entire living room. My GOD what a lot of poo!! I don't know how it managed to 'attach' itself in the first place, as there were tread marks across the ENTIRE apartment! Not only was there poooooo ever where, but she had it ALL OVER HER. It was all over her bum and her tail.. it was awful.
A started cleaning up the mess, and I was far to busy laughing uncontrollably at the fact that my cat just used our floor as her own personal toilet tissue. Once A finished cleaning and WASHING the floor, he turned his attentions to kitty. He grabbed her and dragged her into the bathroom ... kicking and meowing all the way, as he was holding her away from his body so as to avoid becoming walking toilet tissue. He went in the bathroom and closed the door and took the cat into the shower and gave her a lovely little bath, complete with a blow dry at the end. That cat was meowing soooo loud, it did NOT enjoy the experience at ALL. Now, all that is funny enough, but A (who never swears) was swearing up a storm the whole time he was doing it! I was practically dieing on the couch.
After about 20 minutes, the door opens and a clean-bummed kitty ran out into the living room, looking VERY happy to be free. A opened the door just a bit, and said "I'm... well, I think I'm going to take my own shower now"... and then he just closed the door and disappeared for the longest shower ever.
Hahaha, ICKY KITTY!!!
I know, I know... I'm supposed to be better with the blogging... I'm TRYING.
Anyhoo... so I've got an amusing, albeit disgusting, story to share:
Tuesday night, while A and I were watching my new favourite show Wipeout, when our 'sweet' little kitty decided to use the facilities. Upon completion of her 'deposit' she commenced a truly disgusting series of events. Now, I must warn you... ewers! Little Miss Kiwi apparently failed to 'shake off' the poo from her rear, and now there was a HUGE "glob" stuck to her ass. Upon realizing this fact I abruptly shut the bedroom door so that she couldn't hop up onto our bed and leave up something quite different from a mint upon our pillows.
Kiwi must have realized that she was porting some extra 'weight' and she began DRAGGING HER ASS ACROSS THE FLOOR in an effort to dislodge the free-loading poo from her bum. A and I lept to attention and tried to grab her and stop her from A. continuing with her dragging and B. jumping on the couch. She got away though, and began dragging her bum along the floor in the kitchen and along the entire living room. My GOD what a lot of poo!! I don't know how it managed to 'attach' itself in the first place, as there were tread marks across the ENTIRE apartment! Not only was there poooooo ever where, but she had it ALL OVER HER. It was all over her bum and her tail.. it was awful.
A started cleaning up the mess, and I was far to busy laughing uncontrollably at the fact that my cat just used our floor as her own personal toilet tissue. Once A finished cleaning and WASHING the floor, he turned his attentions to kitty. He grabbed her and dragged her into the bathroom ... kicking and meowing all the way, as he was holding her away from his body so as to avoid becoming walking toilet tissue. He went in the bathroom and closed the door and took the cat into the shower and gave her a lovely little bath, complete with a blow dry at the end. That cat was meowing soooo loud, it did NOT enjoy the experience at ALL. Now, all that is funny enough, but A (who never swears) was swearing up a storm the whole time he was doing it! I was practically dieing on the couch.
After about 20 minutes, the door opens and a clean-bummed kitty ran out into the living room, looking VERY happy to be free. A opened the door just a bit, and said "I'm... well, I think I'm going to take my own shower now"... and then he just closed the door and disappeared for the longest shower ever.
Hahaha, ICKY KITTY!!!



